This is a long blog post, so I thought I'd divide it up into "chapters" instead of making separate posts!
Chapter 1: Interview with a Cab Driver
So after getting tired of answering a big negatron to the very popular question, "So, have you been to the Great Wall yet?" I said to Curt... "October is supposed to be one of the best months to go see the Wall - this may be our only opportunity until spring, and I don't know if I can wait that long!" So he told me if it was not completely out of this world price-wise, we could go for it so I could get it crossed off the list – how wonderful of him!
We left from the Wuxi airport on Friday around lunchtime! The Wuxi airport experience was so much less stressful than going all the way into Shanghai - 40 minutes versus 2 hours, and maybe 7 gates versus a million. How nice! The plane ride was short, so we quickly got settled and formulated our plan.
Friday night we went to see one of the most famous Chinese acrobatic shows at the Chaoyong Theater. Talk about impressive - contortionists, jumping, flipping, unbelievable balancing, and everything in between. Lots of squealing and dramatic gasping (from me and everything other spectator), and my favorite was when the girls that could bend like pretzels made a pyramid where you literally couldn't tell whose legs and arms belonged to who!
When the show ended Curt and I did some great crowd controlling as we wanted to be sure to get a taxi (Beijing has very affordable taxis and a mess of them, but they also have millions and millions of people who compete for the same taxis). We approached a cab driver that was parked, and he asked us a few questions about where we were headed and then we hopped in for what will probably be the cab ride of our lives... NOT for what you are thinking (this is true, the Chinese are famed for their crazy driving), but because he was hysterical - nutty, even - but in the best way possible!
Turns out we were being interviewed when he was "seeing where we were headed" - he didn't really care where we were going, he wanted to drive Americans! This cabby listens to Learning English tapes that some American along the way gave him, and his English was excellent! He says it's because he likes to practice - he frequents Western restaurants and tourist traps trolling for Americans he can drive around Beijing because a) he wants to practice his English so he can maybe one day be a teacher, and b) because he LOVES Americans - he told us his opinion on every nationality he drives, and surprisingly he was spot on for everyone. He sang us U.S. military songs (we sang Glory, Glory, Hallelujah together), and he told us he also watches U.S. films to help him learn. I asked him what his favorite was and he starts humming the puppet goat song from Sound of Music! I started singing along with him and he made me sing slower (imagine me singing and yodeling in a taxi cab in Beijing while this older Chinese man orders me to go slower).
We sang Jingle Bells, and he told us how the Chinese are starting to celebrate Christmas even though they don't have a clue about why we celebrate the holiday, and when we started talking politics he was VERY clear to let us know that he was NOT a member of the Communist party (no wonder - we haven't met a Chinese person that exuberant and excited about life in all of our time here). He also loved talking about our presidents, and it also became clear that this man was a smart guy. Nevermind that he is not formally educated - he pinned Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush Jr., and Obama in one or two sentences each. How perceptive he is, we thought as we kept exchanging surprised looks! He educated us on the differences between the Chinese in the north and south (Southern Chinese are interested in only money, which we have noticed ourselves, Northerners are more interested in less material things like discussing politics and the ways of the world). It was very enlightening and you could tell he was inching along so that he could prolong the drive as long as humanly possible. It was just wonderful - we took a picture at the end of our ride with Guan, and had a lot to laugh about for the rest of the evening!

Chapter 2: The Great Wall of China (and it is GREAT)
The next morning it was time to see what we came for - the Great Wall! I had done a little research and decided to go to see the Mutianyu section (Badaling is closest to Beijing thus the most popular site, but that also means it's the most crowded. Mutianyu is farther away, but is very scenic and much, much less crowded - worth it to me any day!) We got on our way with our other two tour mates (very nice businessmen from Israel) and after an hour and a half we came to our first stop - a cloisonné factory where we learned all about the art of cloisonné which was very interesting and cool! See pics...

Then onto the wall - I couldn't wait! When it came into view I couldn't even believe it! Following the mountain ridge, with autumn leaves of all colors, it was huge, and awesome (not in how this word is used 99% of the time these days, but in terms of what it was meant to describe - truly AWE-some). The weather was perfect - about 65 degrees, sun shining, and although not completely clear, it was clear enough that we could get the gist well enough.
We spent about an hour and a half running up and down the wall, taking lots of pictures and enjoying ourselves immensely when it was time to go meet the group at Subway (YEA!) for lunch! But first, it was time for our toboggan ride down the mountain! We took a chair lift up, and the sled down which was a blast – the Chinese kept yelling at me to go slower and Curt and I were laughing – SO FUN! I was so excited all day about our experience at the wall… how wonderous!
Then time to head through the countryside to the jade factory to see more of China's arts and then back to Beijing... we didn't make it back in time to see the inside of the Forbidden City, but I saw it from the outside and we made our way to Tiananmen square... it is large, and it is a square. More than the endless concrete, it was sobering to think of the events that have taken place there and know that thousands died there not that long ago.
Then time to go get cleaned up so we could go for another highlight to the day - Peking Duck! My dad had suggested the best place to go, where we would get the best roast duck, complete with a certificate with a serial number for OUR duck. It didn't look good to get in - it was 7:45 p.m. and it closed at 8 p.m., we had no reservation because our Concierge called the day before and told us (mistakenly) that we didn't need one and it was FULL. I almost cried - we had been walking around for FOREVER looking for it, I was cold, and WANTED this duck. I stooped to begging shamelessly to the hostess, Curt was explaining the mistake our Concierge made, and she could see I was almost in tears so she got on her walkie talkie, went back and forth with someone, and after a few excruciating moments she waved us in - HUGE exhale of breath!

But it was WORTH IT! Melt in your mouth, beautiful, roast duck. One of the most scrumptious meals ever, and we have our certificate! Curt and I were in heaven and stuffed ourselves silly, and thankfully weren't the last ones left in the restaurant.

Chapter 3: Bull in a China Shop
After dinner we walked up and down Qian Men, and I found the most beautiful paint brush in an old man's shop - he was the brush maker and had this adorable Chinese to English card so he could show us what type of hair and handle each brush had. They were gorgeous - the one I chose is "ox corner" handle and goat beard bristles. It's quite large, and I don't know if I'll ever have the guts to actually paint with it, so I bought a smaller wooden handled, weasel haired brush that I could actually use.
While we were looking Curt had a less expensive brush in his hand and was trying to get the cap off, and ended up breaking the handle - I was MORTIFIED. This old man was adorable and you could tell was such a hard worker, so proud of all of his work, and Curt was breaking his stuff... Oh my goodness I almost died. Curt told him what happened (he spoke no English) and Curt was trying to find out how much it was to pay for it, but the old man just kept trying to find us a new one. Finally a woman from a nearby shop came in and helped us to explain we wanted to know how much that brush cost so we could pay for it, and he wouldn't take it, so we ended up just giving him extra money when we bought my two brushes and he was so grateful, and I adored him. Sigh - my own personal bull in a china (or Chinese) shop!
I carried that brush like a baby all the way home! I told Curt that maybe one day it will be the brush that paints the most beautiful paintings the world has ever known (whoever I pass it down to, not assuming by me).

Then back to Suzhou on Sunday... at the airport we were quite a spectacle ourselves being the only Westerners. I was reading Harry Potter out loud to Curt as we were waiting and I quickly drew a very curious audience. An older woman sat next to me and starting touching my pants leg, tennis shoe (where my legs were crossed), looked at my rings, my book, peering over my shoulder to look closer, etc. It was quite funny and we could tell we were the topic of conversation for a group of about 10 older Chinese people. When I went to ask the gate agent a question, a group of 3 men came up behind me and were inches behind me looking over my shoulder like they were my posse or something. Sometimes that stuff about China just cracks me up... Sigh...
The rest of the day was spent at the silk factory in Suzhou where I saw silk worms and cocoons (so cool!), then to the fabric market to get a few last items for our Halloween costumes, then for a run, a delicious homemade dinner, movie, and relaxing on a Sunday night!
Sorry this was so long, but it was a big weekend - anytime a Life Goal is crossed off (Great Wall) it's going to be a long one! Beijing was awesome - we had the best time, but of course as everyone knows it is crazy polluted there. Curt and I both had funky coughs and congestion while we were there, and it's a shame because if you took away the dirt and smog, it really would be a beautiful city!


Camera timer shots balance on an overturned glass on my dessert plate - Took several tries but we got some good ones!



























